Friday, January 14, 2005

The Evil Office...

the kindsa tricks this square box of an office can play on ur hapless mind is scary. i blame all my miseries of late 2004 on the occult atmosphere of this room. that and the general loneliness around campus. having food alone at the PDC for more than three nights in a row can be a killer i swear! LUMS in my current situation stands for Loneliness Under Meditated Suicide. anyway, March 20 is not that far off. uss ke baad i have no clue where im headed! hope to dear God Almighty Sargodha is fun and not a repeat of Faiselabad, although u can never really tell with these bloody Punjabis!

hehehe...really screwed my little fashionable cousin's mind over with the Arain/Baloch conspiracy. the irritant factor in my personality has gone up considerably i must say. also, ive realized that im not the moron i always made myself out to be. kaafi fit banda hoon mein with my 'priorities sorted'! to the casual reader these claims to newfound self-respect might seem highly superficial and somewhat arrogant but believe me, i came to this conclusion after wading through some serious shit. never before have all my faculties been tested so fully and mercilessly! now...im the Lizard King, i can do anything!

all melodrama and self-glorification aside, i have decided that my firstborn son will be named 'Balaach'. Balaach Haider Khan Langah...what a name, i say what a name! waah saeen waah, yaani keh what a name! anyway, came across this ruba'ee. dont know who it is by but it is absolutely amazing:

jab Hur ka gunnaah Shah-e-Ummam(A.S.) ne bakhsha
katre ko sharaf behr-e-karam ne bakhsha
gardoon se sada ayee ke ay Sibt-e-Nabi(PBUH)
bakhsha jisse tu ne usse humm ne bakhsha

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